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much like the highly-addictive morrowindthis game slowly seeps all traces of real life out of you. it replaces all of your real friends and family with more powerful, fictional ones. eventually after playing this game enough you will become a junkie who spends all his time playing the damn game and never shuts up about it, and after a while you will get to the point where you suck at every fukin game except summoner.
Hey John, you wanna go to a party tonight?
No, i cant, i have to go assassinate jafar.
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You can't refuse to be summoned because that would violate the basic premise of what constitutes a summoning.
Hym "Because by the time you are made aware of the fact that you have been summoned, the summoning has already occured. You refuse to do something that someone is doing to you. That would be like refusing to be crucified. And it shows a glaring lack of humility one your part. Remember when pride was a sin?"
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Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.
I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!
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To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.
(Man waiting for bus): "Ill just summon the bus.."
Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
The best speedrunning Youtuber out there. A Youtuber that is both famous and unknown.
"Have you ever heard of Summoning Salt?"
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When doing a girl, and before cuming pull out and start doing the hand signs to the Jutsu and ram it back in while screaming SUMMONING JUTSU
Last night she let me use the summoning Jutsu on her bro