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Nocturnal pseudo-prehistoric micro-animals which inhabit the icy bleak tundra of Siberia and several suburbs of Milan.
Used in sandwiches eaten by the Inuit.
Also the surname of the ever-smiling Peruvian soul singer of the seventies, Juan Carlos Sunglasses.
"You know Pekka, these sunglasses taste really great, we must eat them more often, really we must."
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When a white girl (mudshark) dating a black man gets two black eyes that look like sunglasses.
Yo Tyrone! I see you gave yo ho a pair of mudshark sunglasses! Dat ho mussa been acking up!!
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A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.
"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
The result of sunglasses improving the physical appearance of a woman by hiding the defining features (eyes) of the face.
"Damn that bikini girl with the big sunglasses looks so hot!"
Girl takes off sunglasses
"Oh my god! _____Insert Obscene Profanity____! I hate the sunglass effect."
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When you have worn your sunglasses on the top of your head for so long you think they are still there long after you have taken them off.
Person 1: *reaching on top of their head, looking confused*
Person 2: You're not wearing your sunglasses up there anymore dude.
Person 1: Another case of phantom sunglasses strikes again.
A rapidly spreading meme that originally came from CSI:Miami. Horatio would say a sarcastic/corny/funny/stupid line and then put on his sunglasses. Right after this, the theme song for the show would blare "YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!". This is now used to signify something funny or corny yet to come
"These charity people keep calling!" "It Looks like" *Puts on Sunglasses* "They give charity a bad name" YEAAAHHHHH!!!
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Taking a dump on someone's face with the feces resembling a pair of glasses, then proceeding to piss into each eye socket to create the sunglasses lens.
I just gave her a pair of German Sunglasses