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Filling your foreskin with caviar before a blowjob, for those with "expensive taste"
"Give him a good surf n turf blowjob for your next anniversary! "
Yo ya wanna eat? Yeah but I'm poor. It's ok we can have CROYDON SURF N TURF
The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.
Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!
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Cheetos and Beef Jerky
Yo man u got any cheetos or beef jerky? Oh wait do you mean the Clifton Surf n Turf?
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A fancy dual entree meal. "Trailer park surf n turf" is two main dishes, say tuna casserole and hot dogs, together. One of the main dishes is fish (surf) and the other meat (turf). In a more elevated atmosphere it might consist of lobster and steak. Alternatives could be: frozen fish sticks, spam, catfish, baloney, etc.
"On Sunday they had trailer park surf n turf washed down with a six pack of cold ones!"
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When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!
Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.