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A sexual act akin to Cleveland Steamer or Bilbo Baggins. Also a dessert item.
Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties
Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.
Serve while warm.
Little Susie- Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise treats sure were good!
Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?
Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...
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The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.
I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.
If you pull your dick out at your birthday party preferably a chode it's a birthday surprise
Yo Zane whiped his birthday surprise out at his birthday party.