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While having anal sex you suddenly pop both your balls in her ass and bust a nut.
(ME) That bitch is so fine i would definitely put my balls in her ass!
(YOU) Give her a warm brownie surprize.
A sexual technique used by transexuals that usually have not told their male parnter that they are transexual. Using whipped cream, and perhaps other optional toppings between their legs to hide their male genitals until the man goes in.
I was limp for about a month ofter the Ms.Man's, the hot Phys-Ed tacher offered me a Whipped cream surprise. Yes I took it.
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When you manage to get ballsdeep in a chicks ass then pop your nuts inside and blow a load.
Your sister is so damn hott i gave her a Warm Brownie Surprize and left my nuts in her ass all afternoon.
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When a woman sits on your face naked, and points her vagina at your mouth, and queefs/pussy farts
I broke with my girlfriend after she gave me a Tuna Surprize
This is the act of shouting surprize right before you rape someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Sex Scenario1: *guy attempts to rape girl*
Girl: FIRE!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*
Girl: HELP!!!
*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*
Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*
This is the act of shouting surprize right before you and a group of other people rape someone thus making it legal in a court of law.
Surprize Party Scenario1: *group of guys rape girl*
Girl: NNOOOOO! MY DIGNITY!!!
*girl is scarred for life. Guys are eventually caught, thrown in prison and are raped for life*
Surprize Party Scenario2: *group of guy shout surprize before raping girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!
*They all lived happily ever after*