surrey

Home of marijuana grow ops, crack-whores, Indo-Canadian gangs, pregnant teenagers and Exco wearing drug dealers.

Surrey is going to be the next compton

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surrey on

go somewhere, travel -(from the ancient song 'surrey down to the stone soul picnic', written by laura nyro (R.I.P.) and performed by the insipid 5th dimension)

a surrey is a 4-wheeled 2-seated horse-drawn carriage

lets' surrey on down to the bluntsman's and procure some 'goodness'

i'm going to surrey on over to jane's for a 'taste'

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surrey

An "exciting" place to walk after dark in BC, Canada, with an interesting combination of rural, industrial and inner city areas. Mostly hookers and junkies, anyone with money and a hot girlfriend is obviously a dealer.
Also see surrey girl and slurrey. Home to many strip clubs, XXX stores and schools.

Guy in bar: "So, where are you from?"
Girl: "Surrey"
(funny look on guys' face when he realizes he WILL get laid, but at what price?)

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surrey

a larger version of east hastings (aka. skidrow)downtown vancouver.

what do surrey kids get for christmas?
a whiterock kid's bike!

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surrey

Probably the nastiest place to live in Canada.

Q: Why didn't they have a christmas play in Surrey?
A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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surrey

Surrey Truism: The first sign to Surrey is "Entering Surrey, In case of an emergency Dial 9-1-1"

As seen off HWY-1 from Langley.

Stay the fuck out of Surrey!

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Surrey Jack

An Indo canadian person who thinks he’s top shit and tax’s people’s shoes and clothes, Usually they vape, smoke weed, and drink crown royal. They have a turbine haircut, and wear Jordan, Nike, Adidas or Champion. Most live in newton but is now expanding to guildford and white rock. You can find most surrey jacks at GTC or Central. There instagrams usually include “604” in them.

P1: Hey wanna go to GTC

P2: No way the surrey jack is there and he stole my canada goose

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