survivor

A book by Chuck Palahniuk satirizing the American obsession with celebrity. It is perhaps the most hilarious and politically incorrect book of the past twenty years. Revolves around Tender Branson, the last living member of the Creedish Death Cult and newborn televangelist.

“To stand here and try to fix her life is just a big waste of time. People don’t want their
lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their
stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just
the big scary unknown.”

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Survivor

A popular reality TV gameshow. Contestants will have to whine, cry and threaten to quit this game in order to win the million dollars. Bascially, the more you whine, the better chance of winning.

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Survivor

A person who copes with a bad situation or affliction and gets through, or a person who manages to live through a situation that often causes death.

She was born a survivor

Survivor

A gold-digger in the making. Young female without a job or a low paying job with a jet setter life style on Instagram or Facebook. Getting free stuff, from dinner to trips and cloths.

How many survivors will be at your table tonight?

Are you brining any survivors on the yacht party this weekend?

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Survivor

Great show to watch, terrible show to be on. It's like if an emotional Chinese or Mexican who makes minimum wage and wants to win money by working even more.

"Eh Survivor es good" -Carlos Juan Gonzalez Santana Rios Gomez Jorge Rodriguez Lopez Jr

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Survivor

A boring reality TV show that just won't die already.

However, I have an idea though for the next Survivor show. I propose a new episode, called Survivor Compton (or Survivor Detroit as an alternative), where you put 21 people composed of Yuppies, soccer moms, valley girls, and KKK members, all right in the heart of the ghetto. They will have 21 days to make it through alive, and if they survive, they will share or take home the $200,000 prize, depending on how many are left standing.

I doubt, however, that any of them will make it past Day Three. LOL.

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Survivor

Someone who resists peer pressure and never drinks any alcohol, tries any drugs, or, most importantly, vape. These people cope with pain by enduring it and need nothing to get through the night.

Isaac told me you weren't surviving last night at the party? Guess there is only two true survivors left.

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