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to get drunk and start a fight without any memory of the event.
shit son, i pulled a sutherland last night, i cant remember shit and im bleeding!
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'To sutherland' is to act in a strange fashion around objects or people. You can 'sutherland' by making up words or plainly by being random around this object/person. You can not 'sutherland' by yourself. If you do, then you will gain no respect and of course, there will be no one around to see you 'sutherland'.
Oh, hello Andrew, you are acting a bit sutherland today around those tea towels. Why are you saying all these crazy words like 'perlandins' and 'silindars'?
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when you are stoked up watching 24, and need a doobie to calm you down....it's a reefer sutherland
man, that jack baur really gets into hairy situtions definitely time for a reefer sutherland!!!
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Wearing a sweater or shirt with no pants or underpants, ala Donald Sutherland's character in Animal House.
Michael refused to put on pants at the party. As usual, he was rocking the Donald Sutherland.
Song by the Stoner Metal Band Bongripper. Off the album Hippie Killer
If you like Dopesmoker by sleep check out Reefer Sutherland by Bongripper!
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A queef that is so big, so bad, so intense that only a parody of the man who plays Jack Bauer will do.
"That was no ordinary coochie fart Kim, that was a Queefer Sutherland."
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A conservative think tank in Salt Lake City dedicated to adding value to Utah by promoting Full Quiver Theology (FQT).
FQT encourages heterosexual parents to fill their quivers with many children. A standard quiver holds six children, but a seventh child can inserted if the other six are packed efficiently. A modular TurboQuiver allows parents to expand standard quivers to hold even larger numbers of children.
FQT envisions men building their own homes instead of relying on licensed contractors or renting facilities from others, especially homos.
FQT celebrates men, possessors of the fundamental unit of society, being married to women and vice versa.
Cities are envisioned to be nurturers of natural families. Unnatural, synthetic and artificial families (ie homos) will be resettled in the unincorporated county.
Large families are prefered, but since family size depends on age of the female, allowances are made for young homemakers. Schedule (FQT-1040EZ) outlines the acceptable child-bearing schedule and is available at the Institute's website.
Protection of the natural family is the first responsibility of local government. If, after protecting natural families, resources are left over and if government has the time and inclination, unnatural families may also receive protection, but this is optional.
Some people think the Sutherland Institute is pretentious.
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