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Sven is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's sweet as hell and also half swiss. Can also be a total asshole when he wants to and when he's defending his best friend or his crush. If you're his friend, you're the luckiest person on Earth,
Sven is the most amazing person ever!
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sven, also often misnamed as joergen, is a dog that will be with you through your toughest times. no matter what happens he will never disappear on you. sven’s will always find their way back to you no matter what, even if they’ve been stranded at sea, or sucked underwater by a bubble column. nothing hurts worse than losing a sven, and nothing feels more rewarding then finding him again.
“sven! where is he?”
“he must be here. he wouldn’t just disappear.”
“WHERE ARE YOU????”
“SVEN YOURE OKAY!! EAT EAT EAT!!”
“we’re gonna get you out of here buddy.”
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A sociopath with serious mental issues. Even though he may seem smart, he is not not smart. He has an ego bigger than all of the penises in this world (I have a 60 meter cock).
This guy is such a Sven ... Lets shoot him :))))
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A young man wondering why the fuck everybody's posting these lies they call definitions of their names.
"Hey, let's post more of this fuckery to annoy Sven."
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A local term in Oxford for a panini with pesto and double pepperoni.
"Hi, I'd like to order a Sven please"
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a person who is hot, stylish and has a MASSIVE NOB all the girls want him (even fat ones), girls find him very cute and sven is a popular outgoing and social person, so if you ever meet a sven your very lucky because he could be the coolest person you will meet
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GORGEOUS
r' dave'' theres r' kid sven in his new trackies''
betty b; '' hes a yummy mummy that sven''
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