Swammie

A swammie is a gun

Synonyms: stick,wap, llama, biscuit, mash, firearm, fire, chopper, dumpy, spinner, dotty, strap, pocket rocket, hand cannon

Let's just run through with big boy swammies

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swammy

You say this to someone when they do something incredibly uncool. It can also be said when someone gets in your face and they have bad breath.

"Dude, my mom fixed me meatloaf last night!"
"Swammy!"

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swammy

Uncool, usually in disbelief

August uttered swammy as he awoke to Phillip busting all over his grill piece.

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swammy shoes

An old or used worn out or otherwise forgotten item of footwear that you can use to go swimming around hazardous areas containing glass rocks and high drops.

Thank god i wore my swammy shoes off this 60 foot cliff

Keg Swammi

The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.

I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.