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1. The act of being beautiful, intelligent and witty. 2. A predispostion to having a short haircut. 3. One who enjoys very rough, volatile sex...including swallowing every time (and believing it's completely normal).
That girl you're seeing is such a Swanny...I heard she spent last night eating dates, drinking Cabernet and listening to Bjork.
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a swanny is a shithole - a place where average lads with average bant live.
Boy 1: shall we go to the swanny?
Boy 2: no way, that place is wank. full of shitlads.
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A shitty little park that has been smashed up and taken over by druggies
People mostly piss down the slide
Let's go swannies today
Ye I sure hope there's no piss on the slide
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A secret word used for an exceptionally good-looking female so as to inform other people without letting the woman know.
'swanny in the booze aisle'
'swanny!'
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Meaning when one has an irratable bowel movement.
Oh my days, I feel well swanny.
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When a female is working out in the gym and is found to have a sweaty fanny, this is shortened to swanny or swadge (a combination of "sweaty" and "fadge").
Girl #1: Did you enjoy that workout?
Girl #2: Yeah, but I've got a bit of a swanny going!
or
Girl #1: Did you enjoy that workout?
Girl #2: Yeah, but fuck me, look at my swadge!
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The most delicious substance on the face of the earth, a beer only rivalled in deliciousness by Emu Export. Swan Draught is best enjoyed ice cold on tap served by the jug. It is a very popular beverage amongst university students, who will often be observed at any time of the day sitting back at the Tav, gazing wistfully out over the majestic Matilda Bay to the Swan River, enjoying a sneaky jug of swanny d rather than attending class.
Note: while many will claim that Emu Export is more delicious, they are actually simply confusing two complimentary beverages as rivals, for each heavenly nectar fulfils its own very special niche in this great hot state, 'sport is best served warm straight from the carton in the boot of a car or the tray of ones utility vehicle. Swan Draught on the other hand is the refreshment that awaits you at the oasis that is a pub awaiting you after a long drive on a hot western australian day.
"I'll have a jug of Swanny D thanks." - UWA student at 11am on a weekday