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One who refers to their "hoo-hah" as being sweet.
You have one of the sweetest pies I've ever tasted!
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Sweetest Day, a pseudo-holiday, is celebrated on the third saturday of every October. It is one of the stupidest things ever. It makes Valentine's day look authentic - at least it's nationally recognized. Sweetest Day exists almost strictly in the midwest, specifically in Chicago.
There's an actual story behind the creation of sweetest day, but no one gives a damn.
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A song by U2, written by Bono, as an apology to his wife for forgetting her birthday one year.
Haaaa haa a, Oooh Ooh
My love she throws me like a rubber ball
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
She won't catch me or break my fall
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
Baby’s got blue skies up ahead
But in this I'm a rain cloud
You know she wants a dry kind of love
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
I'm losing you
I'm losing you
Ain't love the sweetest thing
I wanted to run but she made me crawl
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
Eternal fire, she turned me to straw
Oh oh, the sweetest thing
I know I got black eyes
But they burn so brightly for her
This is a blind kind of love
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
I'm losing you
Whoa haaa, I'm losing you
Ain't love the sweetest thing
Ain’t love the sweetest thing
Ain’t love the sweetest thing
Ain’t love the sweetest thing
Ahhhh haaa haaaa
Ahhhh haaa haaaa
Blue-eyed boy meets a brown-eyed girl
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
You can sew it up but you still see the tear
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
Baby's got blue skies up ahead
But in this I'm a rain cloud
Ours is a stormy kind of love
Oh oh oh, the sweetest thing
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The Sweetest Thing
Do do do do , do do do do
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You didn't see it coming. It feels your soul with light. The feeling is incomparable to anything you had ever hoped for. It's magic.
I never knew what was missing, until now, for I'd never felt completely whole. This is the Sweetest Surprise.
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Yet another made up holiday invented by Hallmark that gives girls an excuse to whine for more gifts.
My girlfriend won't put out because I forgot about Sweetest Day. What the fuck is that?
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Absolutely level on a wall.. Aka God in Masonic terms. Perpendicular to level on any plane connected to it.
Tony the tiler was always searching for it in vertical concrete walls. The map to the grail. Level off the wall, sweetest plumb.
Bob the Glazier saw God once in his protégé Pat the future Mason's shower.
He measured twice and said I can't believe it perfectly plumb. Omg I get to cut a glass door square once for Gods sake.
This is a word that is usually used to describe a guy that pretends to be popular af and tries to fit in with a certain group all the time. He might be getting girls easily with his looks but the truth is nobody is looking for anything long term with him and literally, everyone knows he's a player. he is that kind of guy that does not give a shit about anything and does not have a passion or a goal in life. When you talk to him he might seem like a hella sweet dude you would wanna be with but really he's just a fake A$$ b****
Daniel is actually the sweetest of man's