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When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear
Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear
Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.
When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.
" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max
When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.
The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear
Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?
Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!