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A small inferior town in Wiltshire, England.
Known for its 'townies' and inbreeding, so Father's Day is always one of the most confusing things ever to happen in their town. Full of roundabouts, railways and burnt out cars. Really is a nasty place to live.
Swindon Town FC had one season in the Premiership and conceded the most goals ever in one season in that top flight. Silly inbreds.
Whats the definition of mass confusion?
Faths Day in Swindon
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Hypothetical noun. A place in the mind of a drunkard where they have gone to when severely inebriated. It is usually used by the inebriated individual to describe his drunken state or by another to describe an inebriated individual.
1. Less drunk friend: "Alright mate, how ya feeling?"
Very drunk friend: "Ah mate, I'm well passed Swindon."
2. Person 1 to Person 2: "Have you seen Person 3? He's off his Swindon."
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A state of disrepair, not functioning properly.
My legs are in Swindon due to this landmine!
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Where the infamous, most unsung soul singer of all time, Randy Brown came from.
The most unsung soul singer of all time came from Swindon, which is why no one bought his records.
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A beautiful town in England. <3
“Would you love to go to Swindon?”
“Oh yes.”
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A crappy and disappointing town in which I was born and raised and most unfortunately, still live in *help!* Full of feckin typical loud-mouthed 'townies' (see definition) who've got nothin better to do than get pregnant (usually at age 15 and younger) and dislike anyone even slightly different to themselves.
Someone put a bomb under Swindon council's arses, maybe then they'll do something useful for a change...
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Second worst town in the country. Highest teen pregnancy rate in europe. Chav filled or full of "moshers" with "issues".
Only place worse being Slough.
What's more confusing than fathers day in swindon?
Fathers day in Slough!
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