Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers

Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!

Horn swoggling

1. The act of inserting a funnel into someone's ass and pouring in a liquid, especially if performed with a swirling motion;
2. A sexual act involving a funnel, a liquid, and someone's ass, that may or may not derive pleasure

Hold still! I'm trying to horn swoggle this applejuice into you!

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Swoggling

To obtain ones pen or writing instrument whilst they are writing and throw it on the floor.

*throws pen on floor*
Hey Mohammed you just got swoggled.

Swoggling rules dude.