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Mc Symptoms are the feelings you get after eating McDonalds. They usually consist of:
1. The mc shakes (From all the sugar)
2. The mc gurgles (From all the grease)
3. The mc brick (The feeling in your stomach)
4. The mc sweats (Withdrawal symptoms)
As seen and proven in the film 'Supersize Me'
"I just went to McDonalds earlier today and i think i may be suffering from Mc Symptoms"
Don't eat McDonalds, you'll get the Mc Symptoms"
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If you haven't seen a friend for a period of time, you may experience lonely or lost feelings. Like when you are missing a friend you may feel upset and sad, however the "Friend Withdrawal Symptoms" cause the person to experience headaches or complete emptiness.
"I am missing my friend Ali and feel completely empty."
"I think you have Friend Withdrawal Symptoms."
David Wells was unable to pitch his scheduled start on Sunday morning due to "flu-like symptoms."
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The Sheeny curse has many negative symptoms. The sheeny curse symptoms are as followed. Money loss, halitosis, intense greed, burns on the skin, and you become untalented at sports.
Darn, I pissed off a Jew and I received the Sheeny Curse. Now I am un-athletic. The sheeny curse symptoms are not fun.
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The low energy and depression you feel when you cycle off of bodybuilding supplements high in caffeine, L-arginine and B vitamins. This is due to the fact that once you train with supplements, you cant train without them.
me: "ughh I'm soo tired bro. supplement withdrawal symptoms are the worst"
friend: "Did you stop taking NO-Xplode?"
me: "Yea, I just ran out yesterday...sucks"
friend: "Want some Jack3d bro?"
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Immediately following a vacation, a person may experience agitation, desire to apply sunscreen even when it is not needed, walking around the house in a bikini or swim trunks and giant sunglases or possibly, sleeping in past lunchtime everyday.
Dr. Bergermeister : Sorry, Steve, Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) are untreatable and will last for a couple weeks.
Steve: Aww, darn
Dr.Bergermeister: In the meantime, you should take off the sunglasses. I can't take you seriously with Women's Pradas on
Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.
While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:
Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria
Vaginal Myalgia
All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.
AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert
Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,
While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.
Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.
Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms