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A sexual maneuver in which you hold your partner aloft, initiate a standing sixty-nine, and then pile drive them during the act, with your genitalia still in their mouth. Typically, this move is announced using pseudo-military terms.
"Get ready, sweetie; ordinance has been deployed. Preparing to deliver the Szechuan Payload."
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When a girl gives a handjob with her fingers gripping your dick from the end of your knob down. As you are about to blow your load, she squirts Sriracha sauce on the end of your dick and you blow a mixture of spunk and sriracha sauce all over her hand, resulting in a Szechuan Squid.
My mate Jeremy got so drunk last night, he agreed to give me a Szechuan Squid
sauce used to promote the movie " mulan " in 1998. it was a type of teriyaki sauce that was used for McDonald chicken mcnuggets. It got popular in 2017 when rick and morty's season 3 episode 1, when rick used it to get out of prison and using it as a distraction. he also talked about how he loves it.
dude, szechuan sauce is good!
" where did you get it? "
over at McDonalds
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(Pronounced: Sesh-Won) Silicon Valley term for a female Asian escort posing as a massage therapist ...OR... a fine beautiful Asian lady. Other variations include "Szechee" and "Szechuanees".
Szechee refers ONLY to cute young Szechuans. Szechuanees refers to a group of Szechuans.
Person 1: Hey, I just sessioned with a Szechuan ! She called me Supa-Man!
Person 2: What? You TOFTT? How was she?
Person 1: She speaky a little engrish! But bro, she was a fine Szechee! I'm gonna go post a mini tonight for all my brothers to see! GFE++!BBBJ!!BBFS!!!
Person 2: They are gonna call you a shill again.
Person 1: Oh well. I gotta go now, headed to Santana Row, gonna go buy her a gift!BBFS!!
Person 2: I'll go too. I won't mind staring at all the the Szechuanees.
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a featherless bird native to china. lives in pools of delicious spicy sauce
"we had chinese last night!"
"*drool*"
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A sex act in which a mixture of earth worms and szechuan sauce are inserted into a woman's vagina before and during copulation.
She was looking for something extreme and so he gave her a szechuan noodler.
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A sauce that McDonalds created in 1998 to promote the movie Mulan, that was only available for a limited amount of time. This sauce was recently made very popular by the adult cartoon show Rick and Morty, when the co-creator and a voice actor for the show by the name of Justin Roiland did an improvisational bit about it, saying how much he wanted it back. Many memes were made about the Szechuan sauce, and McDonalds even decided to send a large jug of it to the Rick and Morty team, and they raffled small jars of it off for charity. McDonalds could've stopped there, but no, they had to get as much money and exposure as possible. McDonalds told the public that they would have a limited quantity of the sauce at particular locations on a specific date to give out, which was a a very bad idea to do. Crowds of hundreds of people stood in lines for hours, only to learn that there were only 20 small containers of the sauce. Because of this, some fans decided to riot and be rude to the employees, and one video went viral for a day of a man jumping up on a counter at McDonalds and shouting "I'm Pickle Rick!" (a line and now meme from the show) and "I want my szechuan sauce!", then having something that looked like a seizure on the floor, then doing a Naruto run out of the store. After this disaster, McDonalds decided to continue the tragedy by announcing that the Szechuan sauce would be available for a longer period of time over the winter.
Person 1 : Have you seen Rick and Morty?
Person 2: No, it looks awful.
Person 1: Did you just see the szechuan sauce and Pickle Rick memes? Is that why you think it's awful?
Person 2: ...
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