T-P Treatment

When a woman uses her tongue like "Toilet Paper" to lick your asshole clean.

From Too $hort lyrics. "Boy you never had that T-P treatment!"

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T-P-pubes

The dried left over particles caught in your ass hair after wiping from a sloppy shit.

while washing my ass, i found a lot of T-P-Pubes caught in my hairy ass

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t-p tongue

A person who continually eats out ass hole and likes it.

Kent why are you such a t-p tongue?

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T P D

When you have a two inch penis and it doesnt look like its getting any bigger.
TPD stands for Tiny Penis Disease

My friend Pete got pantsed in gym and everyone found out about his TPD. its really small

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dub T P

Short form of the popular saying "what's the point".

Man I had a crap day. Dub T P life?

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T's and P's

Noun phrase: T's and P's stand for "Thoughts and Prayers." Often used in the internet world, and originated on a message board in Iowa. Used in situations that would normally cause sadness or angst.

"Wow, man. I heard about your sister letting the entire football team PIITB. T's and P's, man."

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T or P

A game to play in a chat room to get to know each other.
Familiar to Truth or Dare.

T stands for Truth
P stands for Percent

First person asks the second : T or P ?
Second picks T or P

If he picked T that means you have to ask him a question on which he can answer only ''Yes'' or ''No''

If he picked P that means you have to ask him a question on which he can answer in percents ( See example )

After every answer you change, so the second person asks the first and so on.

Guy 1: T or P ?
Guy 2: T
Guy 1: Are you a virgin?
Guy 2: No

Guy 1: T or P ?
Guy 2: P
Guy 1: How many percent do you love Kerly?
Guy 2: 80%

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