t or d

t or d just means "truth or dare" but if your anything like me your too lazy to spell it out😁👍..... I thought everybody knew that until my friend asked wat is was sooo here I am making a definition for it on urban dictionary

ummmm idk when im texting my friend i just be like" hey, you wanna play t or d?

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T P D

When you have a two inch penis and it doesnt look like its getting any bigger.
TPD stands for Tiny Penis Disease

My friend Pete got pantsed in gym and everyone found out about his TPD. its really small

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T-double D

Rapper Trick Daddy, the 305 himself.

Anybody wanna motherfucking die, come see I
Who me? T-double D nigga
That's right that's motherfucking me nigga

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T-1000'd

The act of flash freezing ones skin while procuring Freon from an air conditioning unit.

Tyler "Ok so hold the bag up to the valve"
Anthony "Ok"
Tyler "Now press the pen against the valve"
Anthony "Like this-SSSSSTTT-fuck!!"
Tyler "Shit looks like you got t-1000'd dude"

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T&D

T&D means Tease and Denial. "Teasing" a guy to the edge edging, the point of no return and "Denying" him orgasm.

The Cupcake Party was strictly CFNM where Clothed Females enjoyed T&D with a Naked Male all night long.

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T&D

Tits and dick, like T&A but for fat guys not girls.

Did you see the T&D on that 400 pound monster?!?!?

*Shudders*

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A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”