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Used to wipe the cock after masturbation.
After a long intense masturbation, I put on a t-shirt.
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Stylish and popular outerwear worn by fans of UrbanDictionary.com
yes they can be obtained outside of the United States
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T-shirt: also know to women as a "catcher". This is a shirt often used by women after intercourse with their man at bedtime. The T-shirt is placed between the legs (usually from bikini line to butt crack). It works well and is better than sitting on the toilet "dripping" for 20 minutes after a long day.
"Baby, hand me your T-shirt and get me an after sex smoke."
opposite: Nanny's Wipes
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A shirt often worn when one is drinking tea, this definition dates back from early english explorers in africa in the late 1600's when these would be referred to as Tea-shirts. Later in the industral revolution, snotty urchins could not spell 'tea' so the word was shortened to Tea
I'll put the kettle on while you change into you T-shirt
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a lemony juicy type of assoreted catfish burritos that commits matricide at least 5 times a day in a row of 19 minute intervals when the couch grows tall on a wendsday when the rain is purple in Antartica when the temprature is 5 below your mom.
i just bought a t-shirt from the local drug dealer.
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Often a slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms.
You got the 20 bucks for t-shirts?
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Come over this weeked we're trying on t-shirts.
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