T. N. M. P.

Totally. Not. My. Problem

Teacher: Where's your Homework?
Kid: My Dog Ate it
Teacher: T. N. M. P.

A zero for today.

T H M

T H M - Thorpey Herpes Mouth

A condition where the carrier has been around the block so many times in ones 106 Gti that he has herpes mouth. The condition is contagious, it has been discovered that members of society most at risk are the female under 16's but it can be passed on to males through female carriers.

I kissed a bird last she had the worst breath ever
Mate she has T H M - Thorpey Herpes Mouth

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T M S

Typical Man Syndrome. The equivelant PMS for men, where often at certain times of the month they get selfish, rude, and dont want to be nice to their female partner unless it invloves food, sex, football, or tinkering with the car.

Oh he's got the T M S again.

Shutit and take some T M S pills.

Dont wanna be taking him round the clothes shops today..he's got a bad case of T M S

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T-M-W

Shorthand for "Too Much Work". Used to describe situations or happenings that are just too much work to bother doing or participating. Also goes by TMW, or tee em dubs.

Nick: "Hey bro, did you do the chemistry homework?"
Dakotah: "Nah man, it seemed like too much work when I looked at it on the way to school today. I'll just take the zero."
Nick: "Dude it isn't even Tee Em Dubs, just do it now before she walks around to check it!"
Dakotah: "T-M-W."

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s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.

Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"

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S T M F

Abriviation For Shit Turd Mother Fucker. A female gang name in western NewYork containing 6 people. Member names include Lightning, MilkShake, Scarr, Fierce, Poison, Curly Cue. This gang is known for fucking people up. Scarr-Holds down, Lightning-punches Face, Poison-Rib breaker, Fierce-video Recorder, Curly cue-Pulls hair, Milkshake Scratches.

I was walking in the mall and i caught a glimpse of S T M F fucking up Katie Poopey

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i dont even know what is this

A random dude just come out to me and say a bunch of words that i dont understand and the last thing he said is decode

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