T9'ed

When you accidentally mix up words while you are speaking, such as when you accidentally type the wrong word when texting with T9, iTap, word, etc. (of=me, aides=cheer, etc.)

O man, trent taylor and i were chillin and i accidentally T9'ed those bitches!!

T9 bomb

Before the invention of the QWERTY keyboard on mobile phones, a common phrase used to describe a text message of significant importance. Often with someone of the opposite sex.

Deuche #1: Dude check out the T9 bomb (some hot girls name) just sent me. She wants it.
Deuche #2: I'm jealous

T9 Talk

Sentences in text messages that don't make sense because they were written in T9 word and the writer did not check to make sure the right words came up. This can sometimes be humorous and other times makes the text message impossible to decipher.

Brenda (in text message): What are you doing?
Wanda: I foot know
Brenda: Want to in to a car?
Wanda: That's book with me
Danny: How can you guys understand this T9 talk?

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Acorn T9

The galaxy in which the squirrel population secretly resides in their spare time. They travel there under the command of the Squirrel Queen of Winston. The spaceship on which they travel is powered by hoarded acorns which the squirrels are frequently seen nomming on. The Squirrel Queen freely gives milk to all of her faithful squirrel minions using her large tits.

Kelsie: "What the f*ck those squirrels are bombing us with nuts!"

Camryn: "Don't talk about them, they'll just bomb us harder."

Kristine: "Nooo Squirrel Queen sen them back to Acorn T9!"

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T9 Vocabulary

The words that are programmed into your T9. Usually everyday words are already programmed in but you've always got to add the extra words that spice up your T9.

Dude: lol last night was freaking bzfsmmf.
Guy: dude what???
Dude: sorry this is a new phone. i dont have much of a t9 vocabulary yet.

T9'd

T9 is a predictive text function on many cell phones. it tries to anticipate the word you want to use based on a few letters you start typing, but often chooses an incorrect word. For example, "I'm at the bar" can turn into "I'm at the bbq" or "I'm at the car." Getting T9'd is what happens when the program works against you by choosing the wrong word, and you don't notice until it's too late.

What does this text you sent me mean? Your arm is coming into town?

No, my BRO is coming into town.

Ah, ok. I figured your message got T9'd.

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drop the t9

to send someone a text message

Bob: hey drop the t9 when you know whats happening tonight.

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