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on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.
person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*
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October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed
Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t
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Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.
“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.
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on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.
person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*
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Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller
Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day
literally kick tall people day again on May 4th because one anti-tall day wasn't enough 😂😍🔪
me looking for the straights on kick tall people day pt 2: 😐🤨🔎🕵️
On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”
Consent not needed.
“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”