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shortened version of "do you have a gigantic penis?" - the dick long (tdl)
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A fraud who laughs at haters, sincerely. Chris TDL was never in A Quiet Place Part 2 or John Wick 3 and is not a successful businessman at all. He calls himself the only business magnate in Canada but he's actually one of the only deeply delusional weirdos in Canada.
Jerry: Is Chris TDL rich?
Eddie: No, he's faking all of it. He doesn't have a job.
Jerry: Wow that's sad
Eddie: I know. He has so much time on his hands that he managed to flood the entire Internet with stories of his fake fame.
Cedric: Haha, 'e his lame!
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Chris TDL is a cry baby. Instead of running his 9 fake companies, he spends all of his time victimizing himself on Urban Dictionary. He rages over the definitions that expose him for who he truly is because they have a better like-dislike ratio than his self-written lies. Get a job, Christopher.
Steven: Do you have any idea why Chris TDL is so obsessed with his Urban Dictionary definitions?
Ted: No idea, but he's being a little bitch about it! He refuses to see that everyone knows he's a fraud, and that the reason why our definitions have more likes is because they tell the truth.
Steven: It's clear! The other definitions were obviously written by himself to feed his ego. I'm glad they have so many dislikes. He can't even spell "ridiculous" correctly.
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A Belgian business Mega-Bullshiter passionate about new fake companies and narcissistic Urban Dictionary definitions.
He is one of 10 people still alive to have obtained by Google the title of "Business Mega-Bullshiter" in Canada.
Steph: Have you heard of Chris TDL?
Claire: Yes, I read in a fake article written by himself that he is a Business Mega-Bullshiter.
Steph: Yes! He work hard to make the Internet saturated with his cringe content.
Evan: My penis, it itches.
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Chris TDL is a guy who seriously needs to get a job. He spends all of his time making several alternative accounts and writes fake articles about himself in an attempt to convince the world, and perhaps even himself, that he's a successful business man. In reality, he's just a pathetic fraud who tells the worst lies you've ever heard. Here are some things you need to know about Christopher Alexandre Vaginite Taylor:
He's not rich
All of his companies are complete bullshit
He makes fan accounts for himself and likes to make them talk to each other
He never worked for Apple
He was not an extra in A Quiet Place Part 2 OR John Wick 3
His Chris TDL Movie isn't real
His podcast is shit and makes no sense
He steals songs from less-known artists and pretends that they signed up for his fake record label, B.Influential Label.
His photoshoot sessions are a scam. I mean, $375 Canadian dollars for portraits??
His GIFs are cringe
He changed his Urban Dictionary username from PhoenixTDL to Phoenix150. That's not gonna work, Chris. We know it's you.
Ted: Have you heard of Chris TDL?
Eli: Yeah, wasn't he the conman who created the fake music-stealing label, fake ugly clothing brand, and the No Worth Space website?
Ted: Yeah it's him, I wonder how he has time to deal with all the fake companies and report Urban Dictionary definitions! I also wonder what it will take to make him snap out of his own delusion. He really has no life.
Cedric: Ye, Chris TDL 'e his not ha real entrepreneur.
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Chris TDL is a fraud thirsty for attention and approval. His real name is Christopher Alexandre Vaginite Taylor, which makes no sense because TDL doesn't correspond to any of his names.
He is so delusional that he has his own fake documentary that's not available anywhere on the Internet. He is also madly in love with Cole Spourstoute (whose performance in Riverdale is disastrous) even though he says in his various fake biographies that he is not gay.
He claims to be an extra in A Quiet Place Part 2 and John Wick 3 even though there's no evidence of that at all. And no, a fake movie review website called letterboxd doesn't count. He also claims to have worked for Apple even though he has no software engineering background and probably doesn't know the first thing about programming.
Vaginite Taylor also attempted to create a Wikipedia page about himself, but his foolish endeavor was thwarted by the website's administrators due to concerns of cross-wiki spamming by potentially paid editors. Chris should take the money he pays people to write articles about him and use them to start an actual business, that is if he's able to manage one. His one heighty one on seventy kilos/Cole Shportosche/Carrie Vanisher interview doesn't inspire much confidence.
1: What do you think of Chris TDL?
2: Who is that?
1: Oh don't you know him? I advise you to look at his documentary.
2: Ok I Will! Where can I watch it?
1: Nowhere, because it doesn't exist.
2: Oh wow, is this guy legit then?
1: No, he's just some idiot spamming the Internet because he wants everyone to think he's hot shit. But in reality, he probably lives in a basement in Buckingham.
2: That's sad. What does he do for a living then?
1: He sits around, waiting for his bien-être social cheques.
2: Who's his favorite celebrity?
1: Cole Shproschote
Evan: I have witnessed atrocities beyond your understanding.
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A literal bullshit magnate. TDL may be an acronym for "The Dream Life", because this idiotic klutz is clearly living in a dream made up by himself. He proclaims to be an AI researcher, among other things, working 24/7 to conquer the world with his phantasmagoric plans to implant TDL microchips in human beings, but in fact, he spends his sad life making dreadfully weird GIFs on Tenor and Giphy.
Steven: Did you see these new cringe Chris TDL GIFs?
Ted: Yeah. My god he's a strange little being. What goes through his head when he posts these online?
Steven: Maybe he got the Chris TDL microchip implant, which is why he acts like a delusional weirdo.
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