Tift Tear

When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack

Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear

Tift

Noun 1: Tift, the god of this world. No person can be Tift except the real Little Man Tift. When he dies the world dies with him.

Noun 2: A feeling of pure happiness, tranquility, or anything positive.

Adjective: To describe a good experience far more than any normal good experience.

Noun 1 Ex. : “Tift is my god, praise the mighty Tift”

Noun 2 Ex. : “Live Laugh Love? No. Tift Tift Tift.”

Adjective Ex. : “The best day of my life can only be described as Tift”