tmw

"Tomorrow" - meaning the next day

Vera-Have you sent photo

Ghastly-I will do it tmw

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Too much work.

Person 1: Do the dishes.

Person 2: tmw.

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An acronym for the quickly spreading phrase: Touch My Wiener

John: Hey Susie, tmw?

Susie: What about tomaro?

alternative response,

Susie: Sure, where's good for you?

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"This Means War" - a declaration that someone has offended you and you have made it your mission to exact revenge.

Shitface : "how's the weather down there short man?"
sarcastic1 : "tmw"

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To much Work

Go get you folders. Um tmw.

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1. Used in the homo-erotic context at the end of an awkward conversation meaning "Tonsil My Wang."

2. Can also be used to represent the term, "Touch My Wang."

EXAMPLE: Tim - "Well, I have to go make out with my extremely hot, straight girlfriend."

John - "Oh. Well, next time I see you, you have to tmw."

Tim - "Holy shit dude! STOP FAGGING ME!"

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Short for "Text Me When". Something rushing teens say when they want someone text them at a certain time or place.

Teen 1: Hey girl!
Teen 2: Hey girrrrlllll! You coming to the party?? Jake will be there. I heard he wants to see you ;)
Teen 1: You know it!! ;)
Teen 2: Okay girl, tmw your on the way!! ;D

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