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TOD

tiny old dick

zans grandfather has a TOD

by stevland cleamer August 31, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


TOD

To Trap or die aka sell drugs or die

OMG Mikey is such a TOD

by Ryannnnnnnnnnnnn February 15, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


TOD

An acronym for "Truth or Die," a game played online amongst friends, usually in a chat room. This game follows the same rules as Truth or Dare, except the "dare" removed, so that it is only truth questions being asked.

If you cannot answer a question or refuse to, you must "die" and be exiled from the game.

Hey guys, lets play a game of TOD while we wait for these ice cubes to melt!

by Fergi July 14, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tods

Slang for the word today. Usually used in text messages and online chat.

You doing anything tods?

Nah, just chillin.

by L and N Dawg October 21, 2010

124๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Todded

To arrive at an Audio-Visual setup and find the driver as the lead contact for your set-up crew. Normally associated with a fucked-up situation that predicts a series of unfortunate events that will negatively impact your mental health.

Man, I had a 4am set-up yesterday and got Todded big time!

by Angry TD August 21, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tod

An amazing guy. One who is faithful to the women he's with. Values his family and friends highly. He's sexy and an all around wonderful catch! Smart, charming and funny too. Do not let this one go, whether friend, family or more!!

You'd be lucky if you got a Tod!

by Bella23 February 3, 2010

125๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


Todded

1) To sit down in such a way that your own penis actually slips into your own anal cavity. Accidentally, of course.

ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding; it was purely coincidental.

2) That act of giving/receiving anal penetration, either to yourself or someone else. This version requires consent by both parties, ie. non-accidental.

ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"

3) To have your ass handed to you, figuratively speaking.

ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."

1) ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding, purely coincidental.

2) ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"

3) ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."

by HypotheticallySpeaking April 3, 2014

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