TV

"TV" stands for "Taylor's version", which is used to differentiate re-recorded versions of Taylor Swift's albums due to problems with her previous label.

- Did you listen to "All too well 10 minutes version"?
- Of course, if it's on Red TV"

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TV

Basically something that is hanging around your house that is obsolete. Everybody is on the internet, going to games, or playing video games.

TV back then: Stuff like the Simpsons that could be watched by the whole family.
TV now: CSI reruns, movies that are played, 1500 times, mindless reality shows, stupid documentaries, spongebob, wrestling, hannah montana, NASCAR, annoying shopping channels, and letting you nearly have your tits hang out.

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TV

Time Vortex - so called because the TV sucks one's time away.

We all sat down in front of the TV and one could almost feel a breeze as time sped by.

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TV

who the fuck said that money was the root of all evil it clearly is NOT, TV is the root of all evil. well known fact.

that fooking tv caused me a divorce cos my husband kept yelling shudup even when crap came on it!

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TV

Short for "time vacumn", because a television —and any other devise with a screen, such as computers, portable video games, cell phones, etc.— tend to suck your time away without you noticing.

"Sorry I'm late for our wedding, honey. I sat down in front of the TV and didn't see the time pass".

"But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!"

"Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"

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TV

What idiots watch if they have nothing better to do, or just don't care and are lazy. Commonly known for having nothing interesting on. If you want good viewing, go on YouTube or something. Just don't get your brains sucked out by this garbage.

Guy 1: Hey, we're gonna go to an awesome party tonight. You in?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching TV.

Guy 1: Fine then, whatever.

-LATER-

Guy 2: Durrrr.... durrrr... durrr.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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TV

The object that has divorced couples and families for centuries.
Tv is Satan’s hand-made object

Don’t buy a tv

Timothy is watching tv
Mother: GIMME THAT REMOTE

Father: NO ME
Sister: ME
Timothy: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH