table

table is where I sit at and write
drop some beautiful lines while thinking about life

table is always there by my sides
acquiring knowledge with me throughout days and nights

table is sturdy and strong
just like a diamond solid, loyal love where I shall belong

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on the table

To say that something is "on the table" means that said object is being used as a bargaining chip during negotiations. Used frequently during governmental budget negotiations as a political sacrifice.

Congressional Republicans, in their lust for lower taxes for the wealthy, let it be known that all social safety net programs are on the table.

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Table

1. Like a hard, I guess sometimes wood top with usually four legs coming off it.

Uh, let's go sit at that table.

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tableness

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.

How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day!

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table

a fuckin table

guy 1: i have a tabel
guy 2: how the fuck did you misspell table
guy fieri: guy fieri

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The table

1) Another name for James Hetfield of Metallica, after he furiously yelled about it on Lou Reed and Metallica's "The View", from the album Lulu

2) An object on which you put things, and is usually eaten off, when sat at with chairs.

James Hetfield:
I am the root

I am the progress

I'm the aggressor

I am the tablet

These ten stories

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table

A usually flat, horizontal surface, around which people often gather to smoke righteous ganja buds, and to throw their paraphernalia on afterwards, during, and before the action of said smoking. Another interesting and defining feature of tables, is their ability to prevent to loss of the items they hold: yes, if you're ever worried about some important document, or an intricate south asian glass figurine, just find a table to place it on and you;ll know exactly where it is when you next look for it!

Guy 1: "hey dude, im so baked, i can't find anything. where are the weed and intricate south asian glass figurines at?"

Guy 2: " bro, they're on the table. right were you left them."

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