Taftie

1. n: A reach around, considered common decency, for the 27th President of the United States when drilling him from behind.

See also: Taft job

He didn't even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a taftie.

Tafty

This is a person who makes fun of fat people for fun.

You fell tough when you try to fight a fat kid you Tafty.