(Verb) To have sex in a bathtub.
Derived from President William Taft, who got stuck in a bathtub.
-Did you Taft last night?
-No bro, my bathtub is broken.
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a drug addicted, trailar park, full of incestual Rednecks
TAFT, just 5 mins away from the Orlando Airport.
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An extrordinairily plump individual known to lynch homosexuals and wield large caliber weapons. He has been known to drive a Dodge Neon and drink the occasional 30 case of beer. Equipped with a handy chode, this righteous man's power move is the teeth breaker.
Oh shit, hide the fags, here comes taft in his neon!!!!
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A fat jolly judge that with a big waxed moustasche that greets people by saying "How do ya do!".
The taft wobbled his way to the court room
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Acronym: Times Are Fucking Tough. In other words life sucks, deal with it.
"the boss is making me work though lunch"
"TAFT"
"true that."
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Hitting on an dangerously obese man or woman that potentially could get stuck in a bathtub. Generally reserved for those whose fat can be heard at least 3.5 km away.
I''m going to totally Taft that chick. I can hear she's at the McDonald's 3.5 km away.
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Totes Awesome For Toes .. that's all you need to know
"dude how's your ice cream"
"It's TAFT"
or
"Hey I got you this v-neck band tee just because"
"OMG you're so TAFT!"
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