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A form of skiing usually mastered by new skiers within thier first few days. It consists of skiing down easy slopes while wildly waving your arms and claiming to have mastered something spiritual. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also flatboarding.
Wow, your first day and you have already masterd tai chi skiing.
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An Asian born Caucasian person.
Look at this vanilla tai-chi looking motha fucka. Thinkin he Asian but he really white!
is when an Aussie (preferably) tries to manoeuvre a huge round of drinks over to his mates at the other end of the pub (without using a tray or aid of a waitress or another friend!). Takes incredible concentration, dexterity and outstanding navigational skill!
Don't worry mate, Sheila can manage on her own. She'll get the drinks over to us without spilling even one drop, trust me. She has mastered the Australian Tai Chi!
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Upper management's technique of avoiding answering questions about anything.
I asked Joe if I'll ever get that raise I asked for and all I got was a lot of Corporate Tai Chi about how much I'm appreciated but sales are down and the budget's a problem and all that crap...
First you pour lighter fluid on your dick, and start anal sex with your girlfriend. Then you make circles with your thumb and forefinger and place her nipples in each one. As the lighter fluid irritates and inflames her booty hole, you whisper Asian proverbs into her ear to calm her down.
I had such a Zen experience with my new girlfriend last night, she wanted me to teach her a new meditation technique I perfected called a "Flaming Tai Chi".