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Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 21, 2020


it takes two to tango

bitches swear they're straight until Eula from genshin impact spoke. bitch is me. just say this in a crowd and the eula nation will arise.

Eula: It takes two to tango, shall we?

Amber: uh............ HUH?????? (GAY PANICS)

by hilichurl May 19, 2021

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


It takes two to tango

From a popular song by Pearl Bailey in the early 1950's.
A dishonest, shady person, or scam artist who has found his mate, who complements each other's undesireable behaviour.

Don't blame him only for cheating the old woman out of her money, his wife helped. It takes two to tango.

by Martin Lizerbram March 30, 2005

57πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


take two baths

Kiss my ass.

If you don't like me, take two baths.

by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.

You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!

by Spartana January 26, 2018


It Takes Two to Mango Burger

A special burger that's served with mango

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Two to Mango Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ November 21, 2018

58πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


take a two

To sit down and talk stuff out. It could be just taking some time out for yourself too.

"Slim Thug and Z-Ro, ya'll still bullshitin. Need to sit down and take a two, theres to much money to be get." Pimp C-Knockin Doors Down

by Mr.Southern Connection May 22, 2006

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž