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When the human body's digestive branch makes a motion to defecate. Then, after acting upon the motion, the results are much more foul, odious and disgusting than originally thought. The regret is so palpable as to be almost unbearable. The aftermath leaves one's sphincter weak, flappy and violated.
After that chili cook off, I thought my trip to the head would be a routine drop off; instead I wound up Takin' a Trump. Sad!
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relaxing, chilling, and generally enjoying life on a snow day. this can include watching movies and not trying to dig out the driveway.
Ann: I just called my friend in Alaska.
Judy: How's she doing?
Ann: She didn't have to go to work because of the blizzard, so she's just takin' it snow.
The act of relaxing by mindlessly scrolling through social media (specifically Tiktok) with the intention of not being interrupted. Takin a meep requires the same respect and standard as taking a nap.
Friend: “What are you doing tonight?”
Me: “Just planing on going home and takin a meep.”
When you are waiting to kill time after you get to work and drop a duece and getting paid for it.
Man that Homie be ALWAYS be Takin' A Smokey everytime he clocks into work.
when a person is getting yelled at by another person for long periods of time, sometimes mistakenly.
Matt's really takin' it dry for leaving Mark's office door open over the weekend.
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When someone sucks dick.
Dam those bicthes lips are from ear to ear, she must have been takin pipe all the time. Mike G takes a lot of PIPE!
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Bend then drill; Ben and take in the drill; sexual intercourse while the female is bend over.
Friend: You takin benadryl every morning?
Her: every morning benadryl works for me
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