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In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.
LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.
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Another term for taking a dump. Modeled after Lebron James' announcement he was leaving the Cavs.
If you will excuse me I just ate a ton of food so I am going to take my talents to South Beach.
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A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.
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Masturbation. Explanation:
When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?
Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
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1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act
2: F*ck you Cleveland
Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?
Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
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1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.
Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...
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A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.
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