Shitting out a fat orange turd that takes four years to flush
America took a Trump back in 2016 and we just finally flushed it down. Man, it takes forever to clean out the orange skid marks in the middle of the bowl after you take a trump like that.
When your poop comes out orange and angry
The President is taking a big, steamy trump all over immigrants. (Take a trump)
Dumping your thoughts on Twitter while dumping your excrement in the toilet.
I'm gonna ragequit your stupid plan and then take a Trump on it!
A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
An unsuccessful trip to the bathroom, most likely due to constipation. A metaphor for DonaldTrump’s inability to “drain the swamp” in spite of numerous promises.
Bro 1: How was your go?
Bro 2: Terrible - all I could do was take a Trump.