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tallahassee is the capital of florida, and also doubles as the most disgusting piece shit anyone could ever encounter. the people are either ghetto black people, white rednecks, or rich white rednecks who think they are classy. the weather is hot and humid, and the winter is just bitter cold because of the whore humidity. there is nothing to do for fun except drink, smoke, go to the mall, go "muddin'", or hunt.. FOR GOD's SAKE!. you will never meet trash until you come here. there is an obsession over football. northerners are still are "yankees", even though the civil was ended almost 200 years ago. the people here are so fake you wont know what hit you, OH YEAH the figgin drunk drivers. UBER CHRISTIAN BAPTISTS WHO ACTUALLY THINK people will actually go to hell. fat ass hicks live here, never come....youve been warned.
tallahassee talk-
hunter: yeah let's go hunnin' (hunting)
casey: dude ill bring my camo (camoflague)
hunter: i purposly ran over that possum today, you shouldve seen the guts man, come over and we'll drink trash beer and party with my church youth group!
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a shit hole boring town located in north florida where the weather is always to cold. otherwise a college town with a drinking problem,good football, but otherwise nothing to do.
see shit hole or most misrable place on earth to live
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A poor excuse for a state capital. The capital should have been moved to Orlando, but because Springtime Tallahassee was so big, won the right to be FL's capital city. Jacksonville is our largest city, what sense does that make?
Inept state and local government, who would rather be concerned with protecting the environment than luring good-paying jobs and recreational activities here.
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the codename for when you have to do a really loud, powerful fart.
Watch out, I gotta Tallahassee.
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Tallahassee has alot of thugs i went there and i saw alotof black people barely any white i thought i was gonna get shot but it is a fun place to live.
Tallahassee is a fun and scary placeto live
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1. The capitol of Florida where FSU is located.
People in Tallahassee are either the students of FSU/TCC and/or black/rednecks.
2. the top-ten "most boring city" in the United States.
The only entertainment you could find here are the strippers and the prostitutes.
1. Go to prison rather than living in Tallahassee.
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The Tyrant of Tallahassee — Another name for Pudding Fingers; The Great Right Nope; Ron DeSantis.
Ron DeSantis A.K.A. The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; and The Great White Nope has to be the most awkward political candidate on the planet!!!!
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