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Becoming a million dollars richer, the first two digits of one million dollars.
Millionaire: hey man i just got 10 feet taller !
Average joe: what do you mean ?
Millionaire: it means there's another million dollars in my bank
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When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.
“I am lack toes in taller ants, i can’t drink milk”
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When you need to shit because you ate/drank too much dairy, and you can't spell 'Lactose Intolerant'
Fuck man, the toilets clogged 'cause I drank 2 gallons of milk and forgot I was Lack Toast and Taller Rent
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When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.
My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".
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A tatijana is taller than conna is someone who is called tatijana who thinks they are taller than someone even though they are not.
Person 1: Look at her she is such a tatijana is taller than conna.
Person 2: Yeah i agree.
The way to tell a short person you have a bigger trouser snake than them
Let me get that as I have I’ve got a few inches on you and I’m taller
@vincentb9322 Your girl is fucking huge built like fucking shaq. She plays for the Knicks or the lakers or suum bro?
Vin your girl is taller than you bitch LMFAOOOO Imagine you cunt