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Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.

As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.

by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024


Tampines

A large town and constituency in Singapore. Attractions include various malls like Our Tampines Hub, Heng Swee Keat (until 2020), Sun Plaza park and the fact that its name rhymes with “penis”.

GPS: “take the right turn onto Tampighnes Avenue 7.”
Tampines dweller: what you saying?

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023