Long explanatory statement, usually in the form of a medium-length story, explaining the least relevant part of an ongoing conversation.
Fuck man, the dude went on a complete tanzy about the shittiest irrelevant thing we were talking about.
She a girl not funny but haha cat funny.
"Tanzy if you're reading that, you're not funny !"
When ur edgy af and put coal around your eyes instead of eyeliner.
To do a Tanzie: “My liner’s empty and I didn’t have time to buy a new one, so I just put fuckin’ coal around my eyes instead”