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Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms
Used when family and friends keep bringing up an embarrassing picture or video from your past.
Ughh...let that shit die already! This is my sex tape.
Some people heard it from Brooklyn nine nine
Something that sounds weird and wrong in a sexual way
Person: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop?
Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.
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A term used like ‘that’s what she said’ for sexual innuendos from Brooklyn Nine Nine.
‘Ebony it’s so big’
‘Title of your sex tape’
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A videotape created by SkaneCo. The main plotline (considering there was one compressed into the hardcore "Carptet-Munching Action") focused around the love affair of Cinderella and Snow White. Here is a box reading of the tape:
"After the marriage, Cinderella was feeling incredibly neglected by Pince Charming. And Snow White had trouble with the dwarves after her love broke up. When they met on a sunny day in the meadow they knew they had to have eachother, resulting in a sensual exoplosion."
The video contains acts illegal in some states. The video was never released on DVD due to (in the testing process) the DVD was covered in semen, and hence, unusable.
"Cinderella and Snow White Lesbian Sex Tape had me utterly stunned", shouted a crack-addicted hobo.
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