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The act of inserting a semi-flaccid penis into an orifice and then letting it get bigger on the inside.
She didn't think I was packing much but after a little TARDIS action she had nothing to complain about.
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Reffering to an action or object;
1) To express retardedness.
2) To express lateness.
See tardiness
1) "You can never do anything right! You're just too tardy!"
2) "Explain why you are so tardy today!"
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1. When you arrive to a destination after the time you're supposed to be there.
2. When you act stupid, borderline retarded
1. James was late to class, so he was tardy.
2. James was on time to class, but it was a Sunday and he didn't have school, so he was tardy.
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A device often wished for by software developers who have been given unreasonable deadlines to complete their work. Although typically this would be used to give the benefit of hindsight to oneself in the past, many would wish to use it to kill the parent/grandparent of the project manager, thus ensuring they will never have been born.
Uh oh, we're going to miss our deadline, everyone in the Tardis. Boss, you stay here.
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1) Acronym for Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Spaceship owned by the Doctor from Dr.Who, with the ability to travel through space and time. Takes the form of a 1950's British police box, although this is merely because the camouflage unit is malfunctioning. The TARDIS is also a lot bigger on the inside than on the outside, theoretically, it can be infinite in size.
2) A woman who sleeps around; who is "Bigger on the inside than on the outside"
"It's called the Tardis . . . . it can travel anywhere in time and space . . . . and it's mine!"
"Awh man! I regret sleeping with Jenny, last night! She's such a Tardis!"
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n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness
1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"
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Time and Relative Dimensions in Space
The Doctor's time-traveling ship in which he/she (The Doctor usually takes the regeneration of males) travels with a usually female companion in the show Doctor Who on BBC.
It seems to have infinite rooms with the constant ability to change capacity with a simple switch of a lever or push of a button, as seen in the episode where the Eleventh Doctor makes Amy and Rory's bunk beds one bed and another where he deletes the swimming pool and the library in order to complete a vigorous task.
As Clara Oswald stated in 'The Snowmen,' it is 'smaller on the outside.'
It takes shape as a 1960's police call box, since the chameleon circuit is broken. It has a familiar whirring noise celebrated across the fandom.
The Doctor refers to the TARDIS as 'sexy' when he's alone, since it technically has no name. In 'The Doctor's Wife,' the TARDIS takes the form of a human girl, sacrificed by her 2 other peers to lure in The Doctor.
To the TARDIS!