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Getting one's penis stuck in the pubic hair of a woman, either around the ass or vagina.
-How was last night with the Ukrainian?
-Shit man it sucked, bitch never shaved and tarzaned me!
-Ouch I feel ya man!
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Tarzan is a hawt 5'1" ape man that usually spends her days swinging on vines and sharing loneliness with its monkey friends. But beware, even if this creature looks like a Darius on the outside, he can become quite vile when least expected. Tarzan is also obsessed with toes and will stick his snoot in glue for some tooting. It is highly advised that the weak of heart and highly unintelligent stay three countries away from her because she may want to educate you on gae boobs if suspecting your ignorance. Tarzan also loves playing telephone with its banana named "Mo" and likes shooting frogs into the ocean with a fake AR-15 she made with Joe's last remains. This was all a bit too much to digest, but I give you my word, if you can share a house with a 5'1.5" McDonald's loving Indian guy(no offence), then you will absolutely fall in love with Tarzan. She's/it's/he's definitely a keeper.
"Tarzan still wets his butt napkin!"
A Young man who’s not afraid to take risks or accept the challenges of anyone or anything. He is a hard worker and he can wildly sarcastic but he always keeps it classy.
Tarzan, man you brave. I wanna have that confidence.
Damn Tarzan you ain’t have to do them like that they only joking.
When you take a rope and swing through your window into your bed with your girl
Did you hear that Henry broke his back doing the Tarzan?
A man with a monkey fetish who likes to stick his flag pole up hairy tunnels.
Tarzan got kick out of the zoo for flag poleing a monkey.
Tarzan got his flag pole stuck in a tree.
Tarzan got caught running his hands up his flag pole in public.
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Like how Tarzan grabs another vine before letting go of the one he's holding, this is starting to hook up/date someone new before breaking up with your current partner
Man, Anne is so into Tarzaning - she had a few test fucks with Bill before breaking up with Steve.
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referred by the way Tarzan talks poor English
i need to study more and correct my tarzanic english
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