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The Taser is basically a modification to The Shocker. The twist being, before applying two in the pink and one in the stink, you chew your fingernails so they are rough and jagged generating additional - taser like shock to the shocker. Alternate spelling Tazer.
Just to give her a little more surprise I carefully gnawed my fingernails into jagged points, to give her .... The Taser.
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A taser is a small handheld device used for shocking. It emits small and relatively harmless amounts of electricity, but still a little painful.
Well, John was being an idiot so I pulled my taser and shocked him.
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A penis enlarger for law enforcement officials. Seem to be used more often than necessary, sometimes by off duty cops at parties with their friends.
Isn't it bullshit that civilian tasers aren't as powerful as the police models? This is why I have my CCW and carry with hollowpoints. Also, I fear the day when gangs discover tasers and start using them on innocent people.
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used to define the amount of tase ability that something has. a certain degree of shock, from being tased
Hailey: "Jamie, feed her another tase-cookie"
Jamie: "but that amount of taserness could really injure Mariah"
Hailey: "that is a chance I am willing to take"
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When a dumbass cop, typically female, mistakes a taser for a FUCKING GUN and shoots the shit outta someone
“Hey look over there, a guy is running from the cops”
“Taser Taser Taser”
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A valuable tool for police when dealing with uncooperative shit bags, as can be seen in this priceless video:
http://www.wimp.com/ladytasered
I never laughed so hard in my life, did you see that uppity sack of crap go from tough talking badass to sqealing crybaby? Man that video is funny!
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verb: to taser means to draw one's hand back and jab at rapid speed into the neck/jugular of a victim. Make the "tsss" sound while tasering. The neck area is merely a guide line. for best results taser a person who is unsuspecting, and laugh at their misfortune.
Yo man, Colleen was eating dinner in the dining hall, I creped up behind that cunt, and tasered her to the point that I left a bruise. Wow what a towel...
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