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Tattoo

The mark of a self absorbed prick. Tattoos do nothing of any good to the person, society or the world.

We all know in our heart of hearts that people who get tattoos are morons, just look at MTV.

by sligster September 8, 2011

89๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tattoo

A collection of Scottish citizens who are drawn together by their love of music and intoxicants.

There was a tattoo of lads having a right old time down at the park.

by PULSEMONKEY October 14, 2019


Tattoo

An image or word(s) that a person or animal get permanently injected under their skin. Tattoos help identify lost or missing animals, like brands used to. On humans they are usually jokes, ugly, and they tend to identify the wearer as trailer trash. Hopefully, after a certain amount of time, the human regrets the tattoo and has it removed.

Me: Thank God my dog has a tattoo on her inner lip. She could have been unidentifiable at the pound and eventually euthanized.

Never Me in a Million Years: Why on earth did get this star tattoo back in 2003? It seemed so neat at the time. Bah.

by arrow_keys July 15, 2005

157๐Ÿ‘ 143๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tattoo

If I just remain patient?

Oh how I want a matching tattoo .. someday

โค๏ธ always

by YOU will NEVER leave my โค๏ธ! Iโค๏ธu January 13, 2023

34๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tattoo

Used to put a permenant mark under your skin to represent a feeling, an event, or in memory of a loved one.

Being tattoed does not mean that you are either conforming or rebelling.

It is a deeply personal matter.

It is simply a way of remembering something in a meaningful way.

However, being "inked" is addictive and tattoos can have negative effects.

parents often have their childrens names inked on themselves out of love and pride.

Likewise, soldiers/firemen/police officers etc. would have deceased peers' names tatto'd on themselves out of respect.

There is a very high number of men in these professions with 9/11 tattoos.

by Madbh June 21, 2006

96๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tattoo

A Tattoo is a picture that is created by the application of ink to a lower level of non-ex foliating skin.
A tattoo, whilst considered bogan or trashy, is much more interesting than plain skin. Anything drawn on a blank canvas is more interesting, and warrants more thought, than a blank canvas.

Speaker 1: Oh when you get old you'll get all wrinkly and that tattoo will look gross.
Speaker 2: When i get old and wrinkly it won't matter that my tattoo looks gross, because my whole body will look gross.

by sdob15 September 14, 2009

57๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tattoo

The drawing or painting of anything on someone's skin. The tattoo is usually drawn or written with permanent ink.

I got an awesome tattoo of a bengal tiger yesterday.

by SweetDonutJeff May 31, 2018