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Delta Tau Delta is a greek letter organization commonly refered to as one of the following; "Dudes touching dudes," or "Deep throat daddies." Members of this fraternity are frequently seen performing acts of depravity and sexual deprivation on not only one another, but also animals (especially goats) and any girl that is unlucky enough to end up ruffied on their front lawn.
Guy 1: "Hey man did you hear that weird sound last night?"
Guy 2: "Ya dude, I think Delta Tau Delta's poor goat finally got raped to death last night."
Guy 1: "hmm.... I didn't know that was actually possible."
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Gnomes of the garden variety. Known to chase rainbows and sniff pansies while riding unicorns throughout all of Deltland. Sometimes live inside hollowed-out trees (occasionally treehouses) where they bake cookies. Usually the lamest fraternity (or sorority) chapter on whatever campus is ashamed enough to have them. As you would expect to come with their tiny stature, their penises are unusually small. Also referred to as midgets, elves, dwarfs, munchkins, little people, and "small penised freaks."
"Those are some nice garden gnomes you have in your lawn."
"Actually, that's a Delta Tau Delta chapter meeting."
"Makes sense. I don't know why a sculptor would sculpt such small penises."
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Gnomes of the garden variety. Known to chase rainbows and sniff pansies while riding unicorns throughout all of Deltland. Sometimes live inside hollowed-out trees (occasionally treehouses) where they bake cookies. Usually the lamest fraternity (or sorority) chapter on whatever campus is ashamed enough to have them. As you would expect to come with their tiny stature, their penises are unusually small. Also referred to as midgets, elves, dwarfs, munchkins, little people, and "small penised freaks."
"Those are some nice garden gnomes you have in your lawn."
"Actually, that's a Delta Tau Delta chapter meeting."
"Makes sense. I don't know why a sculptor would sculpt such small penises."
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A group of intolerant racist rednecks typically found at small universities in the east Texas vicinity. Known for their constant smiles and seemingly polite mannerisms, delts often bitch like sorority girls and have a Napoleon complex. These ignoramuses often throw rush parties where they let in underage girls and, after the cops show up, claim that this has "never happened before". The pledge master is also typically a southern baptist closet homosexual who likes to play gay board games like chutes and ladders rather than fuck hot girls. The other officers are typically wannabe rich white redneck trash from Arkansas or a short kinesiology major who has semi hot girlfriend and thinks he's badass.
Guy number one: "hey man! I'm rushing delta tau delta!"
Guy number two: "have fun playing chutes and ladders. Just make sure ur chute stays closed while around your pledge master!"
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The Animal House fratenity
The Delta fratenity is the most hated house on campus
"Dean Vermon Wormer"
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Spending Daddy's Trillions" or "Suck Don't Talk" are only a couple of the nicknames of this nationally Jewish sorority. These sisters are the hottest, not to mention richest and best dressed, women on college campuses all over the United States. Passing the torch from generation to generation of future trophy wives, they will probably marry a Zeta Beta Tau or a doctor, lawyer or banker. Even though they are referred to as STDs they are not cum dumpster slutbag whores like the Delta Gammas and are DEFINITELY not cow stomach wannabe SDT bitches like the Tri Delts (but go ahead anyway and try Delt -- everyone else has). But seriously don't hate them because they're beautiful... hate them because your boyfriend thinks so. So don't be sad if you don't get a bid from them, they are simply out of your league.
Fratboy #1: Hey look at those Sigma Delta Tau girls, I heard they blow so much coke
Fratboy #2: Nah dude, you heard wrong, I heard they blow so much COCK
Fratboy #3: No man, you both got it wrong... they blow cash and wouldn't look twice at either of you
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A bunch of slutty alcoholic bitches
Frat boy #1: hey what's the nastiest sorority on campus?
Frat boy #2: sigma delta tau
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