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A celebrity who all the girls obsess about. He's well known for his role in Sharkboy and Lava Girl, or -gags- Twilight. Let's face it, the only reason why everybody likes him is for his looks.His acting is okay, but look at all the definitions here. Most of them are A SEXY BEAST or a FIIINE BOY or A HOTTIE. GET THIS IN YOUR HEAD: HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU EXIST, HE ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR ALLOWANCE MONEY THAT HE GETS WHENEVER A PURCHASE IS MADE TO THAT SAD EXCUSE FOR A MOVIE. Thumb this down, I dont give a shit. It's the truth, you gotta face it someday.
Girl: OMG TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO INCREDIBLY HOT!
Me: What about his personality?
Girl: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, HE'S HOT!
Me: Riight. You know he doesn't know that you exist, right?
Girl: YES HE DOES, HE'S MY FUTURE HUSBAND.
Me: *rolls eyes*
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Cutest guy in the world. And by cute, I mean cute-cute, not hot-cute, even though he is, sort of. Taylor is also what many consider to be a future Disney representative, as he is constantly smiley and should have his own TV show just for that. He'd dazzle little girls all over the world. Known best for being Jacob Black in New Moon, he looks a million times better without the wig.
TwiFan1: OhMiGawd, isn't that Taylor Lautner, aka, Jacob Black??
TwiFan2:OMT! It is!
Taylor: *smiles*
TwiFan1: He's so CUTE!
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An actor in Twilight that many little girls obsess over, but to the wise will always be known as Sharkboy- a kid that prances around in a spandex robot-shark suit, trying to convince himself that he is badass while he sings songs about dreams.
Poor naive child: "Ohhh that Taylor Lautner is sooo dreamy!"
Sensible and clever individual: "Sharkboy? Oh I see. You're one of them. It's okay. One day you will hopefully come to your senses."
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The sexiest 16 year old I have ever laid eyes on. Born on February 11th, 1992 as Taylor Daniel Lautner in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Taylor has been in moves such as: Twilight, New Moon (November 2009), He's a Bully Charlie Brown, Cheaper By the Dozen 2, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D, Shadow Fury. Taylor has also been on TV shows such as: My Own Worst Enemy, Love Inc., Danny Phantom, Duck Dodgers, What's New, Scooby Doo?, My Wife and Kids, The Bernie Mac Show, and Summerland.
P.S.- Me and Taylor Lautner are getting married. :D Sorry girls. :
Dumb ass person- "Who's that?"
Me- "Oh that's just my fiance, Taylor Lautner."
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Taylor Lautner has an awesome 8pack and dazzling smile
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The muscular guy from the Twilight movies. While is body is hot, his acting has no depth and seems insincere. Kind of like a 5th grader who joined a drama class, only to give it mild effort to earn extra credit. But he dose have some pretty sweet martial arts skills.
Twilight fan: I'm so in love with Taylor Lautner!
Well-educated person: Why do you love him?
Twilight fan: Because he's hot and famous!
Well-educated person: Then you're not really in love with him, you're in love with a in love with a concept, rather than an actual person. And besides, he get's his fame is from his body! He has no other talent and is highly overrated.
Twilight fan: HOW DARE YOU! (She kills her!)
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Also known as one of the hottest men alive. Great abs, and an amazing actor. Hella sexy, and obviously gorgeous.
Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.
"Hey girl, did you watch Taylor Lautner on SNL last night? Wasn't he hot?"
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