When you are sleeping next to a loves one and you need to run one out, you roll over to one side and masturbate undetected.
Oh man, last night I had to sleep with me mum. I had to call in Wank team 6 and everything.
A highly trained unit of special ops that are called in when a massive crisis is occurring.
White house security : The white house is under attack, what should we do?
President : Call Perro Team 6
The Bad Ass Mother Fuckers who got osama bin laden. Fuck Ya! Go America!
Fuck you osama! Navy Seal Team 6 fucked you up!
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Just another SEAL team... but they got popular because they shot and killed Osmam Bin Ladden. The thing is they were only in the compound for half an hour and they only killed five enemy soldiers. And now all of a sudden they are "the best" team because of one mission.
OBAMA: Navy SEAL Team 6, you're gonna go kill Osama Bin Ladden.
TEAM6: Cool, now everyone is gonna think we're the best...
TEAM2: Hey Obama, can you give it to us so we become popular instead of Team Six?
OBAMA: Nope, I like the number six better than the number two.
TEAM2: Typical Democrat answer...
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When 6 makes guys walk in a room and the first guys shoots cum at your head.
Laurie was waiting for her boyfriend to come in the room. Instead, she got the seal team 6 from his hockey team.
Any white person whom appears to be normal, but is covertly racist. Sometimes this individual slips and makes subtle racists remarks or starts a sentence with, "Not to sound racist, but...."
"Did you hear what Hunter said about Obama being fond of bananas? Pretty sure he is on Klan Team 6"