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The act of taking to the ground on one knee to avoid slippage of a previously inserted butt plug.
While Juan felt the urge to break wind, he quickly tebowed to avoid losing his favorite well lubed dildo.
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Feeling that results after smoking devine marijuana.
Bro, that blunt we smoked last night had me so tebowed.
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When your chic is about to have an orgasm and your buddy runs and knees her in the back of the head giving her a concussion.
Jake was banging the hell out of Brandy the other night and Ronnie ran in and tebowed the shit out of her!!!
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tee-boh verb -
1) to drop to one's knee, regardless of surroundings, bow one's head and pray to the Almighty that somehow you won't fuck up whatever it is you are doing
2) to randomly drop to one's knee and bow one's head - in the fashion of "professional" football player and "quarterback" Tim Tebow - in public settings (see also: planking & owling)
1) "He was totally blowing it with that chick, so he Tebowed. Somehow, he ended up nailing her."
2) "Dude, is that guy Tebowing in line for the ATM?"
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(vb) To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
I was in the middle of Times Square and I saw a girl Tebowing in the street. She almost got squashed. (see tebowing.com)
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A phrase used to mock Denver Broncos quarterback and former Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow. (The "greater than" sign is preceded by something very bad.)
Coined by readers of ESPN.com following the Broncos' 45-10 loss to the Detroit Lions on October 30, 2011, in which Tebow had two turnovers that directly resulted in touchdowns and finished with a passer rating of 56.8.
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