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Giro Technician

The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!

What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lighting Technicians

People who work the light-boards for shows, assemblies ect. They are often quite awesome. If you touch their board while they're not around, you might get a limb of some sort bitten off

"Hey, those guys look like pretty cool people!"
"They must be a Lighting Technicians!"

by Luke Hill is pretty awesome December 13, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Air technician

Referenced in Tech N9ne's "Hood go crazy".

"I'm lifted on purple hair thats bitchin, now that's what I call a fuckin Air technician"

Purple hair is a strain of weed so an Air technician is something or someone who can get you real high.

Got the plug for an air technician?, I need to lift off asap.

by Licketyslitt July 31, 2018

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


hygiene technician

Glossy word that simply means cleaner. Word trys to make employees feel like they are smart and technical and important when they can be fired at anytime because any man and his dog could do this job.

I'm gonna be a hygiene technician!
Looking technical gangster!

by silvermonkey November 9, 2005

86๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boner Technician

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.

"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."

by Lemski August 24, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Electronics Technician

An evolved form of an electrician this person has hyper intelligence and is imbued with advanced knowledge of all things electrical/electronic. Not only are these advanced beings intelligent and skilled, legend has it they are so beautiful that if a mere mortal catches a glimpse they will be blinded and defecate.

Other well known electronics technicians are Luke Skywalker, Tony Stark and Jesus.

I met an electronics technician today and I soiled my underpants

by exponential I.Q. June 11, 2016


I.T. Technician

A Person who can use google better than most of the people.

I think i need to call I.T. Technician to fix it for me

by Vyssias November 22, 2017